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Sunday, October 26, 2014

You Might Be A Writer If #45

 The onset of a cold =


You Might Be A Writer If #45: Common Cold? Nah. It's definitely Zombie Virus X-37! D.M. Kilgore Is there a doctor in the house?        The onset of a cold = "I've contracted a deadly virus! What if the government slipped something into the water? Biological warfare! They're putting a lot of stuff in our food. No telling what chemical agent caused this misery! Then again... That guy at Walmart looked half-dead... zombie virus? Yeah. That's it. I definitely have Zombie Virus X-37. I'll have to go online and find a black market that sells the cure. It will probably cost me my soul. My soul? That sounds like spiritual warfare. Yes. It could be a demon attack. I should make a salt circle and gargle with holy water just in case..."

D.M. Kilgore

"I've contracted a deadly virus! What if the government slipped something into the water? Biological warfare! They're putting a lot of stuff in our food. No telling what chemical agent caused this misery! Then again... That guy at Walmart looked half-dead... zombie virus? Yeah. That's it. I definitely have Zombie Virus X-37. I'll have to go online and find a black market that sells the cure. It will probably cost me my soul. My soul? That sounds like spiritual warfare. Yes. It could be a demon attack. I should make a salt circle and gargle with holy water just in case..."

  

Common Cold? Nah. 

It's definitely Zombie Virus X-37!

Is there a doctor in the house?

 

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