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Friday, June 6, 2014

Freak Flag Friday Featuring LaDonna Cole Today!

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It's Freak Flag Friday at The Realm!

Welcome to the Freak Show!


Today, we get our freak on with a truly witty monkey, who also happens to be the super-talented author of the  
The Torn, Holding Kate Series, Book 1.
 Welcome back to The Realm LaDonna Cole!
Let your freak flag fly high!




This Old Crone

 By LaDonna Cole
 

Lose some weight
Trim the fat
Fix my gait
Learn to chat
Bat my eyes
Bend and snap
Jazzercise
Sea weed wrap
All these steps
Aren’t the list
They’re just preps
For the tryst
This old crone
So bedecks
B‘fore she’s gone
She wants sex.




And that my dears, is how you fly a freak flag, loud and proud!  Whoo!

 What a great way to kick off The Realm's Freak Flag Fridays!
That was too much fun, wasn't it? 

Thank you LaDonna for sharing this hilarious poem!

Show LaDonna some love!

Comment below, visit her links, and most of all buy her books!
 
 
Love, Romance, Science Fiction, Adventure,
The Torn, Holding Kate Series Book I will take you there. 
 
http://www.amazon.com/Torn-Book-One-Holding-Kate-ebook/dp/B00GU5G98G/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1400766605&sr=1-1&keywords=the+torn+Ladonna+Cole

Get Your Copy Today At Amazon!

Read more about The Torn in The Realm Bookstore.
Read D.M. Kilgore's 5-Star review of The Torn.


LaDonna Cole is featured in The Realm's Writers Connection.
 Her Short Story Final Act was previously featured at The Realm
You can find it here:

Final Act

 


LaDonna Cole
LaDonna Cole is a Texas girl who thrives in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee. 
 
Playing Ukulele, singing, writing fantasy/fiction, and traveling as much as possible, a Psychiatric Nurse and incurable optimist, she draws on her zest for adventure, passion for family, and journey through faith to release the soul of each new story. Published works include. Drummer Boy, and The Torn Book One Holding Kate Series, Heartwork Village Grief Recovery Curriculum, and A Ready Word.

 
 
 
Visit LaDonna Cole at her website and blog:
 
 

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6 comments :

LaDonna Cole said...

Thank you, Donna for the opportunity to fly my freak flag!

LaDonna Cole said...

That poem came about when I entered a contest called The Bucket List. lol.

DM Kilgore said...

It's always a joy and a pleasure to have you visit The Realm! =)

DM Kilgore said...

And what a BUCKET LIST it is! LOL

J. S. Bailey said...

I giggled. :)

DM Kilgore said...

It is definitely giggle worthy!

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