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Monday, May 13, 2013

Musing Mondays~ My Brain On Math Chapter 3

May 13, 2013
Monday, 1:23 pm 

Weight: I've decided weight is a number and numbers are evil.

Coffee Consumption: I've got a whole pot on brew...

Chocolate Report:  There's not enough chocolate in the world to compensate for math-moodiness.

Day 14 of "Applied Finite Math"

It's what's for breakfast!


Mental Status Update:

  Feeling Frightened & Aggravated!  


I do not like thee MS Excel
I do not like thee very well

I would not like thee in a boat
Wish I could feed you to a goat

I do not like thee Stat Crunch thing
I do not like "math" anything

I do not like this class at all
Should have taken off until the Fall

This does not make one bit of sense
I know I cannot be this dense

The day's too nice to stay inside
I think I'll take a nice long ride

I know you'll still be here when I return
To mock me with what I cannot learn

Oh math I hate thee oh so much
You are too evil for me to touch

I'm off to buy some holy water
This textbook's nothing more than fodder

Numbers why must you be so mean
I've decided I'd much rather clean

I shall not like you more tomorrow
I wonder why I even bother

This class has got to be a joke
Your number rules make me want to choke

Numbers, for you I have no love
Statistics, over a cliff I'd like to shove

I will take a zero if I must
Death by math seems so unjust

Around you my head I cannot wrap
I must admit I give not a crap

What good will this do me in the end
Oh evil math, we'll never be friends

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